KAEYA

[third_alternative]

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[callalilies]

[ kaeya's glad it's not him! but at the same time he mourns whatever is left, swishing it around. ]

Did it taste like it's gone off?

[ just curious. ]

Mm, doesn't matter. So. Why'd you do it?

[third_alternative]

Blegh, how the heck should I know?!

[ but then he pauses and has the good sense to at least look kind of embarrassed about it... ]

...I was arguing with Amparo. She said I'd get stuck licking the salt, I said that's only with ice, and I decided to prove it to her.

[ In hawk form, Amparo squawks very disappointedly at him. ]

[callalilies]

[ taking a sip as he explains. blegh is right, it's off. he keeps sipping. ]

Why would you lick something that's been supposedly under the sea for... Archons know how long? What if you'd just died?

[ raising! a brow. ]

[third_alternative]

What? Why would I die? It's just salt.