KAEYA

[third_alternative]

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[third_alternative]

[ Here it comes!! The alcohol successfully detaches Rex's tongue from the salt, which is good because he immediately stumbles back and falls over on his ass, gagging from the horrid combination of salt and alcohol. ]

[callalilies]

[ kaeya's glad it's not him! but at the same time he mourns whatever is left, swishing it around. ]

Did it taste like it's gone off?

[ just curious. ]

Mm, doesn't matter. So. Why'd you do it?

[third_alternative]

Blegh, how the heck should I know?!

[ but then he pauses and has the good sense to at least look kind of embarrassed about it... ]

...I was arguing with Amparo. She said I'd get stuck licking the salt, I said that's only with ice, and I decided to prove it to her.

[ In hawk form, Amparo squawks very disappointedly at him. ]

[callalilies]

[ taking a sip as he explains. blegh is right, it's off. he keeps sipping. ]

Why would you lick something that's been supposedly under the sea for... Archons know how long? What if you'd just died?

[ raising! a brow. ]

[third_alternative]

What? Why would I die? It's just salt.