KAEYA

[third_alternative]

shitpost tbd

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[third_alternative]

Blegh, how the heck should I know?!

[ but then he pauses and has the good sense to at least look kind of embarrassed about it... ]

...I was arguing with Amparo. She said I'd get stuck licking the salt, I said that's only with ice, and I decided to prove it to her.

[ In hawk form, Amparo squawks very disappointedly at him. ]

[callalilies]

[ taking a sip as he explains. blegh is right, it's off. he keeps sipping. ]

Why would you lick something that's been supposedly under the sea for... Archons know how long? What if you'd just died?

[ raising! a brow. ]

[third_alternative]

What? Why would I die? It's just salt.