[ his brows knit together--you would really only free him in exchange for deets?--but he nods. or like. nods as much as he can with his tongue stuck like this. ]
[ not usually, but he really needs to know why the hell you licked this salty pillar, bro. anyways, he uncaps the booze and pours a little--sharp, definitely old, and room temp on his tongue.
which should hopefully unstick him from the dehydrating properties of the salt.
[ Here it comes!! The alcohol successfully detaches Rex's tongue from the salt, which is good because he immediately stumbles back and falls over on his ass, gagging from the horrid combination of salt and alcohol. ]
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[ he stares at Kaeya expectantly. ]
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[ let him squirm for a bit. ]
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[ hey! he'll take the kick, oof, and polaris whines a bit, which causes him to turn and soothe softly ]
Sorry, sorry--[ not at u tho ] Now how about this. Once I let you go, you tell me just how you got yourself into this mess. Deal?
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which should hopefully unstick him from the dehydrating properties of the salt.
heeeeeere it comes. ]
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Did it taste like it's gone off?
[ just curious. ]
Mm, doesn't matter. So. Why'd you do it?
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[ but then he pauses and has the good sense to at least look kind of embarrassed about it... ]
...I was arguing with Amparo. She said I'd get stuck licking the salt, I said that's only with ice, and I decided to prove it to her.
[ In hawk form, Amparo squawks very disappointedly at him. ]
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Why would you lick something that's been supposedly under the sea for... Archons know how long? What if you'd just died?
[ raising! a brow. ]
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