MONIKA

[third_alternative]

obligatory mambo no. 5 joke

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[rerouter]

[She frowns, putting the produce down on a counter to go look at the cans.]

Well... Yomiel said not letting us starve to death is in their job description, so... [Maybe. Maybe there's enough between here and the other kitchens in the city.] I'm sure we can make something good with some creativity?

[third_alternative]

Well if they don't want us to starve to death, maybe they should give us some actual food.

Besides, there's a lot of wiggle room between "starving to death" and "not getting horribly sick," and I don't wanna explore it. Especially not with bathrooms this rundown. [ shudders ]

[rerouter]

Ahaha... I guess that's fair. The stomach can be, like, so sensitive, right? And everyone's been pumping theirs full of strange food for almost two weeks now. I'm surprised we haven't exploded yet.

[third_alternative]

Right? I'm no picky eater, and it's not like I've got a sensitive stomach, but come on. [ waves his arms around the barren kitchen ] This is ridiculous!

[rerouter]

It is pretty bad... I guess, at least, we can fish and forage other foods?

[third_alternative]

Do you know how to fish and forage?

[rerouter]

[she




glances at the fruits and veggies she brought in and dropped on the counter.]

Um... Does it count if I, like, asked if they were safe to eat first?

[third_alternative]

[ ...o rite i forgot about those ]

...Depends. Who'd you ask?

[rerouter]

Suriel...? They said these ones were good roasted.

[Pointing at one of them. It is very glowy.]

[third_alternative]

[ stares at the glowing fruit for a few moments ]

...yeah, they're probably okay then. Suriel seems like they wouldn't lie about that.

[rerouter]

Ahaha, well, I hope not! That would be pretty bad...

[third_alternative]

Yeah, I don't know much about the Watchers, but I'm preeeeetty sure they don't want us dead.