RIKA

[third_alternative]

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[third_alternative]

[ how are you sounding more sus in this thread than the one where you're calmly talking about your murder, kid ]

You're...really cautious, aren't you?

[ he can't say she's wrong to be, either, but still. she just looks too small and sounds too squeaky to be saying stuff like this. ]

[syndromed]

I'm very worried right now for anyone who isn't being cautious...

[ sir, people are dying!!! ]

[third_alternative]

Yeah, but...you should be able to feel safe! Trust that you'll be okay. I doubt anyone's gonna want to kill a cute little girl like you.

And if they do...well, I'll just pound them into the ground for you!

[ smacks his fist against his palm in emphasis. closes my eyes i'm sorry he's such a protag ]

[syndromed]

[ she thinks it's very charming. protags are great. ]

I'm relieved you think so. I do feel a lot better, knowing that some people are looking out for me. Nipah!

[third_alternative]

Uh. Ni-what now?

[syndromed]

It's a happy sound.

[ don't make me explain anime moe noises!!!! ]

[third_alternative]

...why?

[ I CAN AND I WILL ]

[syndromed]

Because it's cute?

[ >:( ]

[third_alternative]

...is it?

[syndromed]

It is!