KIM K

[third_alternative]

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[voltadomar]

[He looks over and nods in greeting.]

I'm not a regular churchgoer, no. Just taking a look. Yourself?

[third_alternative]

Same, I guess. Just checking out what's around town.

...How does this place compare to the churches you've got back home, then?

[voltadomar]

[He looks over at the mosaics...]

Dolorian churches? It's hard to describe -- I'm not really an architecture guy.

The last church I was in got converted into a dance club, though, so... that was different.

[third_alternative]

Hey, nice. What's a church dance club look like?

...is Dolorian the religion where you're from?

[voltadomar]

It looks ridiculous, mostly.

[Kim's wrong. It actually looks totally sick.]

But yes. Dolorianism, named for Dolores Dei, the author of the modern age and, as some would say, the mother of humanism.

[third_alternative]

Huh.

Sounds more like a religion based on that one time travel movie from like the 80s.

[voltadomar]

[He raises an eyebrow.]

Haven't seen that one, whatever it is.

[third_alternative]

...me neither, but I know it exists! I think it's the name of the time traveling car.

[voltadomar]

Mm-hmm.

Unfortunately, time traveling cars don't feature in modern Dolorianism. One of the major flaws of the philosophy, I know.

[third_alternative]

Psh, yeah, I sure wouldn't join without a time traveling car in the mix somewhere.