NERO

[third_alternative]

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[perfectdistance]

I don't know what you're lookin' for!

[third_alternative]

Okay, then--tell me more about the countries! What's different about 'em from each other?

[perfectdistance]

North's a tundra, South doesn't get enough rain to really grow crops, people in West are way too nosy, East is rainy all the time, Central's... in the middle.

[third_alternative]

Wow. That's...real original naming you've got, there.

Is that seriously it about West? Everywhere else has something about what it's physically like, and West is just "nosy people?" What, is it like a blank white nothing zone full of weirdos?

...where are you from, then?

[perfectdistance]

Didn't like it when I visited. It is full of weirdos.

'm Eastern.

[third_alternative]

So which one do you like best then? And it can't be Eastern, that's cheating!

[perfectdistance]

Why does that matter?

UUh... North, I guess?

[third_alternative]

You seem like the type of guy who likes where they're from more than anywhere else, and that's just boring.

Okay, so why North?

[perfectdistance]

Caus it's cold.

[third_alternative]

...that's it? You just...like the cold?

[perfectdistance]

Yeah... that's it...

It's way too hot here for me.

[third_alternative]

Uh, duh? It's a desert, it's too hot for most people.

[ and yet, here Rex is, still wearing his jacket and his too-tight dark pants. ]

Okay, okay, fine. Uhh...what about the people then? Everyone in...West is too nosy, what about the people in the other countries?

[perfectdistance]

You look fine.

Central usually thinks they're right, East are reclusive, North think fightin' to the death is fun, South are too buddy-buddy for me.

[He is literally only giving descriptors of wizards, not the humans who live there.]

[third_alternative]

Yeah but I technically live in the desert back home. Or, I used to, anyway.

So...does that mean you're reclusive too? Wait, does that mean you like people who think fighting to the death is fun?

[perfectdistance]

I told ya I liked it for the weather.

[third_alternative]

Yeah, but you have to deal with the people too.

[perfectdistance]

Not if ya avoid 'em.

[He really is an east.]

[third_alternative]

Pfft.

So is everyone from these countries seriously like that? All the West people are nosy, all the East people are reclusive? Sounds boring, if you ask me.

[perfectdistance]

People move to where they feel the most comfortable.

[third_alternative]

What about their friends and family, though?

[perfectdistance]

... If you're a wizard, you're pretty likely to out live 'em.

[third_alternative]

Yeesh. You don't have to be so grim about it.

[perfectdistance]

Eh. It's just part of havin'a long life.