YOO JOONGHYUK

[third_alternative]

shitpost pending

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[malewife]

You would be fine as long as it doesn't stay on your skin too long.

[ He says this, but he's basically all clothed so he would probably live longer. Anyway, no poison spraying shrooms? ]

No, I don't.

[ he is bullshitting. ]

[third_alternative]

Talking real confident for someone who doesn't know anything, then, huh?

[malewife]

You're asking questions like you expect me to know answers. I formed them from experience, not botanical research.

[third_alternative]

And by experience, do you just mean "the past 5 minutes"?

[malewife]

I've been poisoned a lot in the past.

[ so not five minutes, but not experience you would want to have. ]

[third_alternative]

...by glowing plants specifically, ooooor...?

[malewife]

Animals, people, plants, and environments.

[ ALL SORTS OF THINGS. ]

[third_alternative]

Wow. You're not really good at the whole self-preservation thing, are you?

[malewife]

I'm alive, aren't I?

[third_alternative]

Not for lack of trying, it looks like.

[malewife]

Anyway, the fungi are at least edible.

[third_alternative]

...you know anything else around here that's edible?

[malewife]

Based on the fact that Power hasn't gotten sick, the deep sea fish and glowing crawling creatures are fine.

[third_alternative]

Yeah but Power also likes to drink blood. And eat raw meat and stuff. Not exactly the most average sample of a digestive system, ya know?

[malewife]

Yes, but those things are also edible.

[ WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU MAKES YOU STRONGER. ]

With the lack of resources here, we have to make do.

[third_alternative]

[ country boys make do........ ]

Well, I'm not about to make do with these first! You try 'em.