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Rex ([personal profile] third_alternative) wrote2021-10-05 12:14 am
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MONIKA

obligatory mambo no. 5 joke
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third_alternative: ([extremely exaggerated groaning])

w1, tuesday

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-06 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ here is rex, in the kitchen, very loudly banging through all the various cupboards he can find!! ]

Uuuggh, seriously?! How does this place not have any food either?! How are we supposed to survive like this?
rerouter: (035)

[personal profile] rerouter 2021-10-07 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He's so valid? Probably. Monika stops short of the kitchen's threshold as she stumbles across all this ruckus, a set of questionable veggies and fruit in her arms.]

Huh? There's nothing left at all?
third_alternative: (let's b-b-break it down)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-07 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Aside from that stuff and like, a few really suspicious looking cans of veggies? Nada.
rerouter: (013)

[personal profile] rerouter 2021-10-09 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
[She frowns, putting the produce down on a counter to go look at the cans.]

Well... Yomiel said not letting us starve to death is in their job description, so... [Maybe. Maybe there's enough between here and the other kitchens in the city.] I'm sure we can make something good with some creativity?
third_alternative: (oh that's gross)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-10 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well if they don't want us to starve to death, maybe they should give us some actual food.

Besides, there's a lot of wiggle room between "starving to death" and "not getting horribly sick," and I don't wanna explore it. Especially not with bathrooms this rundown. [ shudders ]
rerouter: (012)

[personal profile] rerouter 2021-10-11 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ahaha... I guess that's fair. The stomach can be, like, so sensitive, right? And everyone's been pumping theirs full of strange food for almost two weeks now. I'm surprised we haven't exploded yet.
third_alternative: (...so i uploaded a bunch more)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-11 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Right? I'm no picky eater, and it's not like I've got a sensitive stomach, but come on. [ waves his arms around the barren kitchen ] This is ridiculous!
rerouter: (013)

[personal profile] rerouter 2021-10-13 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
It is pretty bad... I guess, at least, we can fish and forage other foods?
third_alternative: (for real?)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-13 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know how to fish and forage?
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[personal profile] rerouter 2021-10-14 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
[she




glances at the fruits and veggies she brought in and dropped on the counter.]

Um... Does it count if I, like, asked if they were safe to eat first?
third_alternative: (hewwo?)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-14 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...o rite i forgot about those ]

...Depends. Who'd you ask?
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[personal profile] rerouter 2021-10-15 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Suriel...? They said these ones were good roasted.

[Pointing at one of them. It is very glowy.]
third_alternative: (can i just ignore u tho)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-15 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ stares at the glowing fruit for a few moments ]

...yeah, they're probably okay then. Suriel seems like they wouldn't lie about that.
rerouter: pixiv: 92053824 (105)

[personal profile] rerouter 2021-10-16 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, well, I hope not! That would be pretty bad...
third_alternative: (at least we're not dead!)

[personal profile] third_alternative 2021-10-19 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I don't know much about the Watchers, but I'm preeeeetty sure they don't want us dead.
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