VAN ZIEKS

[third_alternative]

oh i GOTTA find the perfect shitpost for this one

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[winebar]

... And what if you decide you don't wish to work for them anymore?

[third_alternative]

I mean...technically I don't, anymore? There was kind of a whole coup thing, so now I'm just with this ragtag defectors' group. Same job, waaaaay less resources.

[winebar]

[HELLO? He pinches the bridge of his nose.]

You're some sort of revolutionary?

[third_alternative]

Ooooh! [ snaps his fingers into fingerguns ] You know what, I like the sound of that!

Yes! Yes, I am a revolutionary!

[winebar]

[Well now he has regrets.]

No wonder you behave so lawlessly.

[third_alternative]

Hey! I still defend people from monsters and everything! Not my fault the real, lawful organization I worked for got taken over by power hungry tyrants!

'Sides, if the law can just let that happen, then it's not really worth following.

[winebar]

[Ugh.]

I hope you are at least trying to regain control of the organization.

[third_alternative]

Mostly? We're just trying to stop 'em from like, taking over the whole universe. Figuring out what to do with it comes after all that. Like dessert!

[winebar]

[He is so tired.]

I cannot help but wonder if you are making all of this up.

[third_alternative]

Psh, if you think that's made up, then wait 'til you get a load of my talking chimp combat partner.

[winebar]

...


Actually, I feel a monkey is a fitting partner for you.
[This ice cold burn.]

[third_alternative]

Hey!

You're just jealous you don't get to have a cool monkey sidekick too.

[winebar]

I have a human apprentice. I would argue that is better?

[third_alternative]

Psh, everyone's got one of those. A monkey, though? That's what sets me apart.

[winebar]

It's excessive.

[third_alternative]

It's cool.