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VAN ZIEKS
oh i GOTTA find the perfect shitpost for this one
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winebar
2021-10-15 05:13 am (UTC)
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To feed the creature that has come to be my responsibility. It seems to prefer baked beans, so I thought to stock up.
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third_alternative
2021-10-15 05:29 am (UTC)
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The...what now?
Do you mean your soul creature thing? Cuz I'm pretty sure they just like, share your stomach somehow. You don't have to get it its own beans.
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winebar
2021-10-15 01:54 pm (UTC)
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No, I do not mean Adelheid.
[She emerges from his collar in her harvestman form.]
It is a living treasure chest.
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third_alternative
2021-10-19 02:59 am (UTC)
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A...living treasure chest.
Where the heck did you get a pet treasure chest that only eats beans?
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winebar
2021-10-20 08:46 pm (UTC)
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We found it while searching for treasure in Krankaz. It eats other things besides beans.
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third_alternative
2021-10-21 02:24 am (UTC)
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Oh. Why are you only giving it beans, then?
What's it even
do
, that makes it all alive and stuff?
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winebar
2021-10-21 02:27 am (UTC)
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It vibrates the most when I feed it baked beans so I think it either hates them or they are its favorite.
[Apparently either option works for him.]
It can move around and it has a tongue and teeth.
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third_alternative
2021-10-22 04:26 am (UTC)
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So you just...have a pet piece of furniture now?
...y'know, I didn't take you for such a softie.
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winebar
2021-10-22 04:00 pm (UTC)
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[Van Zieks closes his fucking eyes because he can't argue this apparently.]
It's not as if it requires much upkeep.
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third_alternative
2021-10-22 06:55 pm (UTC)
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Aside from foraging for beans.
So, what'd you name it?
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winebar
2021-10-22 06:59 pm (UTC)
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I have not named it.
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third_alternative
2021-10-23 03:38 am (UTC)
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What? Come on, man, that's like rule
numero uno
for owning pets--ya gotta name them!
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winebar
2021-10-23 03:48 am (UTC)
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It's not my pet. it simply lives in my room.
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third_alternative
2021-10-23 04:09 am (UTC)
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Uh-huh. That's what they all say.
So, I'm thinking...Toothy? Trunky? Come on, you know this thing better than I do.
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To feed the creature that has come to be my responsibility. It seems to prefer baked beans, so I thought to stock up.
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blinks ]
The...what now?
Do you mean your soul creature thing? Cuz I'm pretty sure they just like, share your stomach somehow. You don't have to get it its own beans.
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[She emerges from his collar in her harvestman form.]
It is a living treasure chest.
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Where the heck did you get a pet treasure chest that only eats beans?
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What's it even do, that makes it all alive and stuff?
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[Apparently either option works for him.]
It can move around and it has a tongue and teeth.
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...y'know, I didn't take you for such a softie.
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It's not as if it requires much upkeep.
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So, what'd you name it?
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So, I'm thinking...Toothy? Trunky? Come on, you know this thing better than I do.