VAN ZIEKS

[third_alternative]

oh i GOTTA find the perfect shitpost for this one

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[winebar]

Absolutely not. I am not friendly with clowns.

[third_alternative]

[ Rex bursts out laughing, much the same way i myself did upon reading this tag ]

Aww, but you have so much in common!

[winebar]

[I'm glad.]

Wh- Such as what!?
[OFFENDED.]

[third_alternative]

Liking bats!

[winebar]

That's superficial at best.

[third_alternative]

Hey, you don't know that! Maybe if you two talked about why you like bats so much, you might find maybe it's not so superficial after all.

Or what, are you afraid of having anything in common with them?

[winebar]

I'm not afraid. Why would I be afraid of something like that?

[third_alternative]

Because, no one wants to see a part of themselves in someone they hate.

But just cuz you don't wanna see it doesn't mean it isn't there.

[winebar]

I do not hate them. I simply find their personality unpleasant.

But fine. Next time I speak to them, I will ask about it.
[Just to prove he isn't SCARED.]

[third_alternative]

Tell me how it goes, will you?

[winebar]

What-Why? I hardly see how it affects you.

[third_alternative]

Can't a guy be curious?

[winebar]

Have you never heard "curiosity killed the cat"?

[third_alternative]

What part of finding out how your bonding with Rameel over bats goes would kill me?

[winebar]

I don't care how much they like bats I shall not bond with that clown.

[third_alternative]

[ he bursts out laughing ]

Okay, how's this--either you talk to them about bats, or I tell them you called them a clown.

[winebar]

You can tell them whatever you want I am certain they will not be surprised to know that is what I think of them.

[third_alternative]

Are you so sure about that? I don't know, Rameel's kind of a wildcard...

[winebar]

I have made my displeasure at their disposition known to them.