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third_alternative) wrote2021-10-01 10:06 pm
third_alternative) wrote2021-10-01 10:06 pm
VAN ZIEKS
oh i GOTTA find the perfect shitpost for this one
[
blinks ]
The...what now?
Do you mean your soul creature thing? Cuz I'm pretty sure they just like, share your stomach somehow. You don't have to get it its own beans.
blinks ]
The...what now?
Do you mean your soul creature thing? Cuz I'm pretty sure they just like, share your stomach somehow. You don't have to get it its own beans.
Hey!
You're just jealous you don't get to have a cool monkey sidekick too.
You're just jealous you don't get to have a cool monkey sidekick too.
A...living treasure chest.
Where the heck did you get a pet treasure chest that only eats beans?
Where the heck did you get a pet treasure chest that only eats beans?
Psh, everyone's got one of those. A monkey, though? That's what sets me apart.
What part of finding out how your bonding with Rameel over bats goes would kill me?
[ Oh Shit. Rex immediately freezes like a deer in the headlights because even if he doesn't have a dad, he is not immune to Dad Voice
He throws his hands up in surrender ]
Okay, in my defense, I was gonna tell you, but then I found you hoarding beans!
He throws his hands up in surrender ]
Okay, in my defense, I was gonna tell you, but then I found you hoarding beans!
[ well now he doesn't want to, this is much more intimidating than the last time he tried this ]
I...kind of used a love potion thing on you and Sholmes the other week.
Sorry.
I...kind of used a love potion thing on you and Sholmes the other week.
Sorry.
I dunno, you making an even grumpier face but for the rest of time? Punishing me lawboy-style somehow? Leading some kind of town mob against me?
[ he bursts out laughing ]
Okay, how's this--either you talk to them about bats, or I tell them you called them a clown.
Okay, how's this--either you talk to them about bats, or I tell them you called them a clown.
Oh. Why are you only giving it beans, then?
What's it even do, that makes it all alive and stuff?
What's it even do, that makes it all alive and stuff?
I cannot say I know of any laws that make it illegal to curse someone with love, unfortunately.
[As a lawboy, he is powerless here.]
And I certainly cannot lead a mob against you because no one knows what happened besides you, Sholmes, myself, and Mr Kaburagi, and I would prefer to keep it that way. That rather leaves me without options.
[As a lawboy, he is powerless here.]
And I certainly cannot lead a mob against you because no one knows what happened besides you, Sholmes, myself, and Mr Kaburagi, and I would prefer to keep it that way. That rather leaves me without options.
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