AKIRA

[third_alternative]

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w1, post execution

[third_alternative]

[ well. i imagine they're both being grumpy loners right now, so. While Akira sits on the roof, let's say that some pebbles or whatever fall off and hit Rex down at street level. ]

If you're gonna Batman up there, you mind doing it with a little less rubble falling on me?

[bloodread]

It's not my fault you don't watch where you're going. [ That's just his instant response even though most people don't look up, but alas, grumpy. ]

[third_alternative]

Yeah? Then it's not my fault either that you don't know how to sit on a roof without making it everyone else's problem.

[bloodread]

You gonna do something about it?

[third_alternative]

Depends. You gonna apologize? Or keep being a jerk about it?

[bloodread]

...do you think I'm twelve? [ Which he is in fact acting like, smh. ]

[third_alternative]

No. A twelve year old would be smart enough to know when they messed up. You? I'd say you're acting more like a seven year old.

[bloodread]

Like I said, you gonna do anything about it or what?

[third_alternative]

...you know what? Yeah, I think I will.

[ he crosses his arms, smug, as Amparo shifts into hawk form and soars up to the rooftop to start ominously swooping around Akira's head and screeching in his ear as well ]

[bloodread]

Your plan is to make me go deaf!?

[ Augh ok that's actually annoying though? He pulls his hood as close as he can to his hears. ]

[third_alternative]

Hey, if it works, it works.

Is it? Working, I mean.

[bloodread]

Fucking... [ Yeah, it's working. Akira climbs down from the roof with the agility of someone who isn't 6'2". ]

[third_alternative]

[ Amparo backs off to let him actually get down. Once he's back on the ground, Rex just gives him the smuggest fucking look. ]

[bloodread]

[ This is back date city I am sorry but Akira's gonna just go to punch him. That's his only response to all of this. ]

[third_alternative]

Oof--hey!

[ Rex takes the hit to the jaw and stumbles back but recovers just before he falls, and counters with his own punch! ]

[bloodread]

You started it. [ He will take the hit, it's probably just what he needs right now after today's events. Fisticuffs is a go since he's not stopping at just one. ]

[third_alternative]

Nuh-uh, you did, when you started kicking pebbles off the roof!

[bloodread]

You could have gone the other way. Or learned how to dodge.

[third_alternative]

And you could've been less clumsy with scattering all those rocks, but here we are.

[bloodread]

Maybe if I gave a shit, I would be?

[ .... ]

This is freakin' stupid.

[ He does not want to argue over pebbles and is going to just try and leave. ]

[third_alternative]

Sure, go right ahead, pal.

[ Akira can leave, but Rex will look so fuckin smug about it as he goes. Bailing because he's got no leg left to stand on? Pffft, scrub. ]