NERO

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w1, thursday

[third_alternative]

[ Rex spots Nero outside, where he's observing a variety of the uhhhh unusual flora. His daemon Amparo sniffs at them cautiously while Rex waves him over. ]

Hey!

You know all about food and stuff. Do you know if any of this is edible?

[perfectdistance]

You know I'm not from here, right?

[Disce walks next to him in her leopard cat form, taking a sniff of the flowers.]

My bet's gonna be as good as yours. The mushrooms in the cave are edible, just don't eat too many of 'em.

[third_alternative]

And yet, you know all about the mushrooms.

What happens if I eat too many?

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[perfectdistance]

[He looks incredibly serious.]

You'll die.

[perfectdistance]

[Laugh]

Nah, you'll just have a stomachache.

[third_alternative]

You tested that yourself?

[perfectdistance]

Nah, I watched Allen do it.

[third_alternative]

Who? Oh, you mean Lad.

He just...went ahead and ate a bunch of mystery sea cave mushrooms?

[perfectdistance]

Lad?

[A nod.]

Pretty sure he'll try anything if you put it in front of him.

[third_alternative]

He called me Lad, so now I call him Lad. Forever.

Seriously? Oh man, I gotta try that out. How sick was he, from the mushrooms?

[perfectdistance]

That's how it works?

Eh, he was fine, but I get the feelin' he's got an iron stomach.