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[third_alternative]

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[perfectdistance]

Caus it's cold.

[third_alternative]

...that's it? You just...like the cold?

[perfectdistance]

Yeah... that's it...

It's way too hot here for me.

[third_alternative]

Uh, duh? It's a desert, it's too hot for most people.

[ and yet, here Rex is, still wearing his jacket and his too-tight dark pants. ]

Okay, okay, fine. Uhh...what about the people then? Everyone in...West is too nosy, what about the people in the other countries?

[perfectdistance]

You look fine.

Central usually thinks they're right, East are reclusive, North think fightin' to the death is fun, South are too buddy-buddy for me.

[He is literally only giving descriptors of wizards, not the humans who live there.]

[third_alternative]

Yeah but I technically live in the desert back home. Or, I used to, anyway.

So...does that mean you're reclusive too? Wait, does that mean you like people who think fighting to the death is fun?

[perfectdistance]

I told ya I liked it for the weather.

[third_alternative]

Yeah, but you have to deal with the people too.

[perfectdistance]

Not if ya avoid 'em.

[He really is an east.]

[third_alternative]

Pfft.

So is everyone from these countries seriously like that? All the West people are nosy, all the East people are reclusive? Sounds boring, if you ask me.

[perfectdistance]

People move to where they feel the most comfortable.

[third_alternative]

What about their friends and family, though?

[perfectdistance]

... If you're a wizard, you're pretty likely to out live 'em.

[third_alternative]

Yeesh. You don't have to be so grim about it.

[perfectdistance]

Eh. It's just part of havin'a long life.