VAN ZIEKS

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oh i GOTTA find the perfect shitpost for this one

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[winebar]

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To feed the creature that has come to be my responsibility. It seems to prefer baked beans, so I thought to stock up.

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The...what now?

Do you mean your soul creature thing? Cuz I'm pretty sure they just like, share your stomach somehow. You don't have to get it its own beans.

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No, I do not mean Adelheid.
[She emerges from his collar in her harvestman form.]

It is a living treasure chest.

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A...living treasure chest.

Where the heck did you get a pet treasure chest that only eats beans?

[winebar]

We found it while searching for treasure in Krankaz. It eats other things besides beans.

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Oh. Why are you only giving it beans, then?

What's it even do, that makes it all alive and stuff?

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It vibrates the most when I feed it baked beans so I think it either hates them or they are its favorite.
[Apparently either option works for him.]

It can move around and it has a tongue and teeth.

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So you just...have a pet piece of furniture now?

...y'know, I didn't take you for such a softie.

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[Van Zieks closes his fucking eyes because he can't argue this apparently.]

It's not as if it requires much upkeep.

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Aside from foraging for beans.

So, what'd you name it?

[winebar]

I have not named it.

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What? Come on, man, that's like rule numero uno for owning pets--ya gotta name them!

[winebar]

It's not my pet. it simply lives in my room.

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Uh-huh. That's what they all say.

So, I'm thinking...Toothy? Trunky? Come on, you know this thing better than I do.