third_alternative

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See? Exactly! So glad we can agree on that. So, let me just--

[ goes to throw himself back onto the couch, this time not on a-qing ]

[ she just pulls herself into a tighter ball like that'll help. ]

Why do you not retire to your room?

But that's all the way up there! And this couch is right here.

[ a snort ]

So you're just lazy.

Hey! After spending all night on a rooftop, I think I've earned being a little lazy.

[ that's more snickering from the ye olde gremlin ]

Why were you even up on the roof?

I wanted to get a good view of the lighthouse, see if anything happened around it in the night.

Something certainly did happen. [ she's just gonna keep smirking at this seemingly disaster of bad choices ] Was it worth the look then?

[ a defeated sigh as he slumps down the couch ]

No. I didn't see a single thing.

[ i'm so glad this whole thread is a qing just mercilessly laughs at rex for being a fool ]

Hey!! It's not like I could've known nothing would happen! That lighthouse has been weird all week!

I suppose getting locked out would be what you got for your troubles. A-Qing thinks the lighthouse can keep its secrets if it wants.